Fidel in Heaven

My, oh my. Where have I been?

With me, the better question might be, "Where have I NOT been?"

With the best intentions of getting myself up to date and after having read some very deep and ponderous blogsites, let me provide you with a joke.

Fidel Castro dies and arrives in heaven. Through some confusion dealing with issues like belief and faith, his name is not on the approved list. So, St. Peter sends him to hell.

When he arrives in hell, Satan personally receives him and says, "Greetings Fidel! I have been waiting for your arrival. I really can say, "Mi casa es tú casa." Fidel astutely replies, "Gracias, Satan. However, I should probably go back to heaven because I left my suitcases there." "Don't worry, Fidel," replied Satan, "I will send two of my demons to pick up your personal things."

When the two demons arrive at the gates of heaven, they find that St. Peter is having lunch and the gates are closed. "Doesn't matter", one says to another, "Let's climb the wall and we will not have to bother anybody." As they begin to climb the wall, two passing angels see them. The first angel turns to the other and says, "It wasn't ten minutes ago that we sent Fidel to hell and we already have a refugee problem!"